Not Quite a Castle, But Pretty Darn Close

Let’s be honest—this isn’t a million-dollar masterpiece with a waterfall kitchen island or a closet the size of your first apartment. But what it is, is a solid, lovable, well-kept home that doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not. Think of it like that reliable friend who shows up on time, brings snacks, and only occasionally makes weird noises when the weather changes.

Inside, you’ll find 3 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms (yes, four—because apparently we all need options), and brand new flooring throughout the finished spaces. The kitchen’s been given a facelift with bright white cabinets and even a stained-glass window that adds just enough charm to make you say, “huh, that’s cute.” The living room’s got a legit wood-burning fireplace, so go ahead and pretend you’re in a ski lodge without the altitude sickness.

The basement is… well, it’s a journey. Unfinished-ish. There’s some framing, and a bathroom that has affectionately been nicknamed “the dungeon bath.” It’s perfect for your in-laws, a horror movie set, or an ambitious DIYer with a vision and a flashlight.

Outside, the front porch and back patio have been extended—just enough room to flex with a fire pit, a hot tub, or that overpriced outdoor couch you saw on Instagram. And here’s the kicker: this is a detached single-family home in Parker with a 2-car garage. No shared walls, no parking space hunger games. It’s an ideal upgrade from a condo or townhome and a nice middle finger to renting.

This house won’t win a magazine cover —but it might just win your heart. Or at least not break it.